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1.A penis that is wider than it is long. If this type of penis were to have any length at all, it would somewhat resemble a dinner plate or a tree stump. If not, it is little more than a nub.
2.This also applies to people that are wider than they are tall.
1. Eric: Dude, is that a dinner plate in your pants?
Carl: No man, that's just my choad.
Eric: Oh.
2. Michal: Jeeze Meagan's an asshole!
Eve: I know dude, she's a total choad.
Michal: Wow. You are so right.
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"It's the *space* *between* your nutsack and your asshole."
You have to say it exactly like that, emphasizing *space* and *between* (and you have to emphasize the words separately).
Q: "What's a Choad?"
A: "It's the *space* *between*..."
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A penis (cock) fatter than it is long; an utterly useless thing that no one could be proud of.
'My kid is a total choad; she called the principal at her school dad.'
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P Diddy is a choad.
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'Mmmm fuck... Dude my choad is really itchy, do you mind if i scratch it?'
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Some Paedophiles will settle for a choad.
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He came to think of his choad as his off button.
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i know a choad and his name is youngsun won, his penis is fatter than it is long.
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The area between the poohole and the peehole on a chick or the poohole and the wordsatchel on a dude. See wordzoot, wordtaint, wordgooch
Dude it was awesome, she licked my choad all night!
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a penis that is wider then it is long
come put your fat ass ugly choad in my moulth
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