Choof

A South-African slang for a vape kept in your blazer pocket or school bag. The reason behind the coughing and weezing during PE.

Teacher: Is that a choof?
Boy: Sir I orth on ma laaf it's not maan

Choof

1970's surfer slang for sub par. Something that sucks or is lame.

"Man, I drove all the way out to the beach and the surf was totally choof."

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Choof

Also spelled chooff. Believed to be derived from chuff, an onomatopoeic word that describes a train 'chuffing' along the tracks. Choof is onomatopoeic when used to describe smoking pot, or a train on a hill. Listen or think of the sound of someone who takes a big toke, then tries to hold back a coughing fit

1: v. To smoke cannabis in a joint, pipe or bong(billy).

2: n. An indefinite quantity of marijuana.

3: n. The sound a train makes.

1: "I'm gonna choof a few billies and then crash for a while."

2: "I'm gonna see if I can get onto a bit of choof later on. Wanna come over for a smoke?"

3: The train went choof choof up the hill.

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Choof

Verb, meaning 'to steal' or 'to take'. It's like saying those words but bare better.

'"Sup bro, how's it going?"

"Not well brah, someone choofed by watch"

"You'll need bare dollar to replace that"'
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'When I first met you, you choofed my heart babe'

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Choof

Another word for a pervert who likes to look up skirts in video games. Loves short skirts in video games, but not in real life, will reject real life women or men.

Oh yeah, let me see up that skirt cause I'm a, fuckin choof

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Choof

a commonly used word in the fraser valley, British Columbia. The act of hitting a vape

Guy 1: wanna let me choof that
Guy 2: Lemme see you choof this

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Choof

a combination of a choade, which is a penis that is wider than it is long, and a spoof, which is like a queef, except from a dick. a choof is when a choade has a spoof.

dude, last night i choofed when i was fucking her. i felt really embarassed.

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