Choof

a commonly used word in the fraser valley, British Columbia. The act of hitting a vape

Guy 1: wanna let me choof that
Guy 2: Lemme see you choof this

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choof

n.
1. a teenager, usually male, whose wardrobe comprises Abercrombie & Fitch, Structure and American Eagle items. See also prep. Choofs, though expensively outfitted, often appear ridiculous, often because of the kitschy t-shirts and visors they wear.
2. An upper-middle class Caucasian male with delusions of rap stardom.
3. A fatuous idiot or douchebag.
v.
1. To act in a foolish or ridiculous manner. Note: the idiomatic usage "choof it up" is common.

Matt Simone, the original choof, remains the paragon of choofdom.

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Choof

a combination of a choade, which is a penis that is wider than it is long, and a spoof, which is like a queef, except from a dick. a choof is when a choade has a spoof.

dude, last night i choofed when i was fucking her. i felt really embarassed.

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Choof

V. To jizz, throw up, and have explosive diarreha simultaneously

N. The substance left after said "choof"

"I totally choofed all over that Alli's chest, don't ask me how I did it, but I did."

"I once heard that Choofing can be the most disgusting or loving act you can perform on someone."

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Choof

Slang surfer term used to define something lame, or bogus.

The waves are choof dude.

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Choof

An onomatopoeic word that describes a basketball that gets all net on a shot. The word "swish" is gay, obviously.

Choof is onomatopoeic when used to describe a Larry Bird three-pointer that hits nothing but net.

Play-by-play man: "Larry Bird takes the in-bounds pass, dribbles right, then left, shakes Isaiah Thomas lose for fade-a-way jumper deep in the corner for three....choof."

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Choof

1. The male version of a queef.

2. when air passes through a dick

3. dick fart.

1."what was that sound?" "i think i just choofed"

2."I got a blowjob last night; and some air snuck up my cock...totally choofed it back at her face."

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