The process of; going to town, and or; ravaging the vaginal piece of a recent entry to the market.
Jack bruv you're too late, she's getting Chooned.
a word often used by lower class scottish youths(neds) usually glaswegian
to describe their unoriginal music
aye get the bangin choons on the go
A good song, often used sarcastically
This ABBA album is full of choons!
Thin strip of facial hair extending from bottom lip to underside of chin resembling the landing strip on a poon; chin + poon = choon
That gentleman has a sporting choon upon his face.
A person who is extremely and I mean Extremely gay! hes always late to every EFT raid and is covered in Chinese food grease. He has a constant tendency to always finished every sentence with "HEELLL YEAH", followed by coughing like a bitch while smoking the devils lettuce.
Person 1: BLA BLA BLA
Person2: YO!! Quit acting like Choon
An extremely wierd/goony/nerdy individual
Look at that choon. Arthur's a straight choon.