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A general slang term for Christians.
This Christ-a-roni kid flipped a hard B in biology today and stormed outta class.
I was driving through Oklahoma looking at all the billboards and man, there are some serious ass Christ-a-ronis in that state.
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when you're in a war with your bf and you nearly get shot and you think that you're safe but turns out your bf got shot instead
gun: *shoots*
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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We must pray to cheesus Christ for some cheese this year
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A phrase used to describe a relational role (a step beyond the "friend zone"), set in place by a staunchly conservative religious girl.
C-Dawg: Her friends told me she still has that flower I gave her.
J-Dawg: Yeah, she was probably like "My brother-in-Christ gave me this flower".
E-Dawg: Bro, you've been christ zoned!
Is an exclamation upon the sight of Jesus from Nasareth, known to Christians as Jesus Christ, riding a bicycle, bike, motorcycle, chopper or other similar means of transport. The exclamation generally indicates surprise or shock and additionally (depending on the speaker's religious views and attitude towards bikes) happiness, hope, uncertainty, frustration or anger.
Christ on a bike! What happened to your car???
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expletive. when used correctly: can terminally vapor lock the old and infirmed... cast fundies into apoplectic fits... generally focuses the attention of any individual or crowd.
when golfing, hook your first shot into the rough. yell "CHRIST BE DAMNED!!!!" ... followed by striking the earth with your driver. walk towards the cart. those two strangers in your foursome won't know what to think... and their game will likely be a bit off.
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