Chuck

a generally very cool, hip, debonair dude whose dashing good looks, clever wit and ability to sense damsels in distress and come to the rescue like any good "captain save a ho" make him a most sought after gentleman. He sometimes has his superhero sidekick younger brother joe with him, who is also helpful and funny. Chuck is versatile, a man for all occasions, whether you need a pole installer, someone to give you an amazing massage, or just a piece of man candy to kick it with, he's got you covered.

katie: "Oh man, my car is acting up again, where's chuck when you need him?"

cindy: "yeah, and i'm getting lonely watching porn alone all day, I sure wish chuck was around to keep me company..."

man's voice: "faster than a speeding bullet, its a bird, its a plane... its captain save a ho! chuck to the resuce again"

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Chuck

Another word you could call a funny and happy aunt who cares.

Wow look at my aunt! She's so fun and happy! I don't know anyone else who care more then she does.

Yeah that's a real chuck.

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Chuck

A nickname for anyone with the name Charlton/Charles

Example 1: Hi my name is Charlton Heston, but you have call me "Chuck". Here's your rebate you damn dirty apes

Example 2: Hi my name is Chuck Norris, and you MUST call me CHUCK

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chuck

chuck, as in norris, as in god

Chuck Norris= God... nuff said

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chucked

To be done wrong or hung out by a co-worker.

"Did we finish the job?" "No, Randy really Chucked us on that one".

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Chucks

Wow...they're SHOES people! It's sad that all of you can look at a person's shoes and assume so many things about them (ie: they're a poser prep or some "emo fag", etc etc). I personally spend $30 on a pair, because I (gasp!) actually like them and how they look. No, I'm not trying to look "punk", I'm not trying to fit in, I'm just wearing some sweet shoes.

Dumb Narrowminded Person Who Had Chucks Before Chucks Were "Cool": What the fuck, you just bought some new Chucks for the first time, you're just trying to be cool. What a freaking poser.

Me: Dude, they're a fucking piece of rubber, canvas, and thread. Get a life.

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Chuck

A derogative term for eastern Europeans and Russians.

Derives from last names usually ending in : chek, chik, czek, ček, chyk, chuk, czuk

Guy 1- Do crack heads rob the bank owned houses?

Guy 2- Nope, to sophisticated. The chucks do. They are always doing something sneaky. You can't trust them.

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