chunnel

In the technology sector, a chunnel refers to the large air duct that expunges approximately 1,000,000 cubic feet of supercooled air per minute (more or less) onto the area in which you are trying to work. Usually found above cubes or in data centers above the KVM switches that attach to the monitors and keyboards, thusly making the affected technician shiver so much that he mis-types commands and destroys critical data.

In a futile attempt to stave off hypothermia, Joe Mc. created a baffle out of manila folders and stapled them to the chunnel's orifice above his desk. The power of the chunnel and the air spewing forth could not be contained, however, and he is being treated for frostbite.

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Wind Chunnel

Riding in a vehicle at fast speeds with the windows down, creating a roaring wind noise.

I can't smoke a smog or hear anything while we're in this wind chunnel.

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chunnel funnel

The tube or apparatus used to chunnel.

"Simon, please clean the chunnel funnel when we're done using it."

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chunnel

Chocolate Tunnel

The thing in your botty that poo's come out of

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Chunnel-Mung

A combination of the words chunnel and mung, origins reaching back to the mid 2000's. A chunnel-mung consists of a cadaver with a plastic clear tube leading out of it's anus into another (very much alive) persons mouth. Once everything is in place, the living person then stomps on the dead persons stomach, eating the resulting liquids/fecal matter shooting into their mouth via tube action.

Lets get together and chunnel-mung this weekend.
I am the Emperor of the Mung dynasty.

I am the governor of the province of Chunn-el.

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english chunnel

verb:
is when you ram a paper towel tube up a girl's asshole and drive micro-machines in there.


***it is direct reference to the large engineering project undertook in europe to link France and England through an underwater three-tunnel railway***

friend:what happened to all your micro-machines man?

chunnler: oh those crazy cars is gone man i did the english chunnel to my girl.

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London Chunnel

An act where 2 women wearing plastic warm honey filled dildos have thier way with a man in the middle who is facing upwards, an inverse Eiffel Tower

Oprah and Galye "London Chunneled" the heck out of Stedman last night, a good time was had by all!

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