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The creamy, tangy substance that is produced seconds after your dad fists you powerfully and deeply. The brown colour comes from abandoned dinglesprogs ( dollops left behind post-wipe) however the texture is provided by the loving fathers sex juice
Wow! My dads knuckles are covered in but chutney!
Arse/Ass. Usually (but not exclusively) used when talking about homosexuality or anal sex. More often applicable to males, but can also be used with females.
Conor takes it up the chutney.
A human dildo that prefers anal sex, dates lesbians for fun, and enjoys incest on the sidelines.
Carl: Stop being a chutney you stole that poor lesbian girl's virginity
Tom: Well she was asking for it
Carl: Fine I forgive you however, it's gonna be awkward next time you have a family reunion with you're cousins.
The juices of a dirty woman who does wash her sexual region.
"Wow Tory was pumping out some rotten chutney while she was working my luncheon".
This curry is so spicy it's going to put my chutney factory into overdrive
Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes
Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...
Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.
Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.