Cling Clang

That sound that they make on impractical jokers

Joe says cling clang.

balls that clang

to be fearless

sam: I heard Billy went skydiving.

clark: Yeah, he has balls that clang.

Nao clang

A devastating combo of the comebacks "nao" and "clang." Only use it when one of the two words on its own will not suffice.

Person A: "Do you even lift?"

Person B: "Nao clang!"

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wang clang

when someone goes to sack tap you and hits your cock instead of your balls.

that wang clang really hurt

Fetish Clang

The bundle of startling, confusing, alienating, distracting, and/or strange experiences associated with being a sexual fetishist in the presence of one's specific fetish interest while in a non-sexual context, as though a loud bell were suddenly ringing, that only the fetishist can hear.

As a clown fetishist, going to the circus always gives me fetish clang, because I feel like I'm watching live porn that no one else sees as being porn.

Jang-Clang

An old, beat-up automobile.

I need to get rid of my Jang-Clang and buy me a Shimy-Thang.

clang and bang

To work out. Made popular by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Getting swollen. The adjective form is "clanging and banging".

Me: "OK babe, I can't text, I gotta go clang and bang so I can be swole like The Rock"

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