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When a event is so scary or nerve racking part of your natural reaction is to clench your booty as tight as you can. The events there selves are known as Booty Clenchers.
Part of our natural reaction because evolutionary cave mens booty’s were in danger of being violated when in danger by other horny cavemen so we now developed the ability to clench our booty while under any sort of stress. It’s ranked by biologist as your bodies most important defense mechanism.
Instead of saying that was Stressful or scary, you can instead say that was a Booty Clencher. It would convey the gravity of the situation you were in as well as how that situation made you feel with no further context needed.
*Ben and his friend Dover while playing Rainbow Six Siege *
Ben: “Wow bro that Rainbow Six Siege game was a close one. I thought we were about to lose but you clutched up.”
Dover: “I know bro, tell me about it, my booty was clenched the whole time.”
Ben: “What a Booty Clencher.”
When a lesbian girl gets a fresh fill in for their nails, a full set of fresh new nails, or even just a fresh manicure, and they slay. They can be known as coochie clenchers because when you got a boo those fresh nails will be un in that coochie and she will think it's sexy.
yea girl, just got my coochie clenchers done!
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When an orphan clenches their ass SO HARD they end up sucking their own no no body part
Those orphans were Orphan Ass Clenchers and they sucked their own dick so hard, it fell off
The act of smearing the penis in chocolate and Stella Artois and receiving a handjob from a Belgian prostitute. The receiver then blows their load onto a Belgian crepe, and the Belgian prostitute proceeds to eat it
I got a proper Belgian Hand Clencher last night, chocolate and Stella everywhere
When your significant other farts in your pussy.
My boyfriend gave me a Himalayan Taco Clencher and it smelled like strawberries.
A person who is acting like a pussy or a bitch. This person is too afraid to follow through with an act.
Guy 1: “Did you see Mark yesterday too afraid to stand up to his girl.”
Guy 2: “Yeah he was acting like such a pussy clencher.”
The scrunching butt flex that happens when you're afraid.
I did a donut clencher last night so I don't shit the bed.