Not clickbait

When something is real and not a phony thing.

I found Tobey Maguire in my bathtub real not clickbait 2018.

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Clickbait

The thing sad and greedy YouTubers use in order to get their grubby fingers on fake views

The only view they get is their 60-year-old mom who butt pressed your video

hey youtube Clickbait master here

Clickbait

A misleading title

That video is Clickbait

Clickbait

An old scamming technique used for attract the attention of some poor fool who gets caught on the bait.

It consist of putting hot bitches with huge breasts an thick butts and anything that would make someone's dick go solid steel or vaginas turn to water parks on a video's thumbnail, only so you click on it, and it's just a fat masturbating 14 years old boy doing something fucking useless and retarded on some crappy piece of shit of a game. The title of the video is also set to play along the thumbnail, something like "HOT BITCHES SUCKING ME OFF TILL MY TESTICLES TURN PURPLE ON MINCERAFT(GONE SEXUAL)(I DIED?).

* usual clickbait titles *

"IVE GONE TO THE VETERINARY TO

VACCINATE DAUGHTER, SEE WHAT HAPENTED(I DED?)"

"DO THIS FOR 1 WEAK AND U WONT BELIEVE TE RESUTS"

"FUCKING HOT DAWG BITCHES AT ROBLOKS MOTEL (GOT RAIDED BY FBI)"

"U WONT BELIVE WAT CIENCE HAS DISCOVERED, CLICK NOW YOU DUMBASS"

clickbait

Clickbait, or Clique béaté is a french term, coined in the 16th century. It means, "To use thy persuasion to reap the gaze of thou's congregation." In modern terms, this means, "To try to get MAD views."

Look at this video! "Trump supports KKK?"
*click*
Oh. he supports Krispy Kreme's move to make the worlds Krispiest donuts. Interesting clickbait my dude.

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Clickbait

You know that moment...When you see something cool...you click on it...but that cool thing isn't there ? Yep that's clickbait.

I just got clickbaited.

Clickbait

If you don't know what clickbait is by now... well, here it is:

Clickbait: content that is labelled with an extremely exciting/sensational title but with content nothing close to it.

Point is, you click on it and:
1. The person who posted the clickbait gets a view;
2. The website who made it gets ad money;
3. You get shown a scam.

The point of clickbait is to entice you to click on something. Once you've clicked, the baiter gets some kind of benefit while you get disappointed.

If you want to avoid clickbait, avoid:
>ANYTHING IN ALL CAPS.
>A billion question marks!!!!!!!!!!!
>"NOT CLICKBAIT"
>"GONE SEXUAL"
>"Experts/Doctors/ Baffled"
>"Simple Trick"
>Anything Where Each First Letter In Every Word Is Capitalised.
>Anything you see at the bottom of a site (Recommended by Taboola, etc.).