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A sexual partner with whom you want absolutely nothing to do with once orgasm has occurred. She will try her best to hold on and hang around, but you will kick her off the metaphorical cliff way before you would let her spend the night.
I slept with that chick who works at the laundromat, but I just should have jerked off; that bitch is a total cliffhanger.
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When you promise something but provide only little information to avoid spoilers.
- Yo, heard you were customizing your ride?
- Yeah, true dat.
- What is it gonna be like?
- I added some nice features. Gonna show it to you soon.
- Damn, are you cliffhanging me!?
verb : to tell someone that you need to tell you something important on phone or text or IM, then hang up or go offline.
girl : hey , i needed to ask you something, its really important.....
boy: Go on, I am listening.
15 minutes later...
boy: are you there?
boy: did you just cliffhang me????
boy:hello
Spoiler: the girl fell asleep
When your reading/watching a book, movie or something and at an amazing or cool part and you have to stop for what ever reason (too tired to go on, not enough time etc.) so your left "hanging" on the "cliff"
Book: "The thief who stole the thing was.."
You: " Oh crap its 5pm I got to go do something what a cliffhanger."
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When one has to avoid sitting on a toilet seat by hovering over the toilet
I always cliffhang in those Spot-A-Pots at the fair
Noun; The annoying last part of a dump that just won't let go.
Joey won't duece it unless he has an entire roll of toilet paper because he predicts an epic cliffhanger.
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klif-hang-er
noun
1. A pesky and unfinished turd that will require a second trip to the toilet in the near future to finish the job.
2. When your first poop comes to an end and you just don't have the patience to sit on the bowl and contemplate life until the second wave of brown bananas start to fall from the tree.
3. A crap that has been cut short due to any variation of misfortune. Like when you are in a public restroom and some inconsiderate Viking is hammering away on the bathroom door. You can be sure that you've just had a cliffhanger when moments after you close up shop and wash your hands the bubble guts start brewing again. This feeling will be accompanied by a complex emotional reaction including a complete sense of failure and worthlessness at achieving your attempted task, AND a foreboding and ominous worry about the events that are soon to unfold.
4. When your first poop gives you the impression that there is going to be a sequel. However, most sequels are looked forward to with happy anticipation, like Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King or Finding Dory. This is not that. It's gonna be a fucking abortion like Anchorman 2.
Oh man dude.. that crap was an absolute cliffhanger. I fear for the safety of my tighty whities. Mount shitmore is percolating and the brown lava is ready to flow bruh.
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