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clobbered

the feeling given to a homosexual male after having his arse feltched and then passionately kissing his male partner (the feltcher).

tom let bill have his way with him and finish in his arse, when bill flipped him over to passionately kiss him. tom could taste himself...the sensation was overpowering..as he calm down he layed back sighed, "i'm so clobbered"

by herbert67 August 6, 2009

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fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 30, 2011


Rascal clobber

Either...

1) An outfit which is out of the ordinary, very posh and naughty

2) An outfit which is an utter disgrace to humanity and ones self dignity

1) public school boys in pink chinos, naughty boating shoes, club tie, sports jacket, pipe and air or superiority. RASCAL CLOBBER

2) bloke wearing boxers, sandals and a woman's crop top whilst walking the dog, unbelievable scenes and utter RASCAL CLOBBER

by R. Clobbรจr June 30, 2013


clobber twat

someone who is acting like a big vagina

jordan was acting like such a clobber twat last night!

by abcdabcdabcd December 6, 2009


Bicker Clobber

To hit something or someone with great force.

Dakotah stole my dollar, so I bicker clobbered him in the head.

by Benny Frank June 3, 2009


clobber the kleenex

to jack off into a kleenex.

stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!

by Jenna April 6, 2003

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Robber Clobber

When you are capable of stopping up a toilet in a hotel bathroom with a singular bodily function. More specifically at a Red Lion

OMG!!! What happenned, it stinks. And the toilet is completely backed up!

HAHAHA, I did a Robber Clobber!

by Kimmy Wimmy August 22, 2008

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