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Closer

In basketball, the player who comes in in late-game situations with a lead to protect. The closer prevents the other team from coming back by sinking clutch shots, drawing fouls, and making big plays on D. See Kobe Bryant

Man I thought for sure the Suns were gonna come back, but then Phil Jackson sent the closer back out and I knew we were done.

by Roy109 June 15, 2010

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CLOSER

closer-a girl that appears to be hot, until you get closer

bro1:"dude check out that broad in pink, man she's hot!
bro2:"naw,I saw her earlier, she's a closer"

by J. SPIZE May 18, 2004

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Closer

A loser, goes to bed early, doesn't party or drink much, usually a huge pussy and a boring person

Holly: Hey you guys wanna go out tonight??!
Sarah: Ahhh no its 8:30pm, I think im going to go to bed.
Holly: Alright closer, don't be jealous when I come home with cool stories.

by shankerhol January 6, 2011

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closer to the sun

an abolutely amazing song by the band slightly stoopid...hellz yea

Closer to the sun, and far from the moon

by Robotcow November 1, 2007

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fc closer

a meme for the twitch streamer FrostedGH

FC stands for "Full Combo"

Closer is the easiest song on expert difficulty in GH3, so players new to expert would "brag" that they FC'ed Closer.
The irony of this statement was not lost on many, so it became a meme.

A: Dude! I just FC'ed Jordan! It was so difficult!

B: fc closer lul

by Matt_Money April 30, 2019

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Eye Closer

Contrary to previous definitions, eye closer actuals does label females as an alcoholic. The current male CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?

A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?

G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?

E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:

C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?

A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?

G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?

E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?

Becca got an eye closer last night I think... Yeah, I saw her this morning, her eye was cemented shut.

Tonight let's eye close someone.

by Owl Manning November 26, 2010


Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.

"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."

by jerseybish January 19, 2021