clues

A response given to an unknown question.

Person 1: "How many stars are there in the universe?"
Person 2: "Clues man."

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Clue

A period and ovulation tracking application for both android and apple that has existed since 2013. It has over 8 million users and is one of the most popular period tracking apps.

Doctor: when was the start of your last period?

Woman: Let me check my Clue app.

Clue

A lame game that somehow has knives, guns, and a murder mystery, yet no violence.

That game sucks almost as much as clue

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Clue

an idiot
an annoying person

i can't believe you told him that, you clue!

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clue phone

An imaginary phone, whose futile hope, is to alert the terminally oblivious to reality.

This put down probably unintentionally originated in 1973 with the forerunner of Wheel of Fortune, Shopper's Bazaar. A player could pick up the clue phone in front of them to hear whether the puzzle was a person, place or thing.

Someone needs to pick up the clue phone.

Ask not for whom the clue phone rings, it rings for thee.

Will (insert politician here) please pick up the white courtesy clue phone.

get a clue

Phrase used in response to someone being ignorant or stupid (clueless).

"Good job fucking up the meeting, Jason. Get a clue."
"Broke ass nigga, get a clue" - Rae Sremmurd

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clemmy clue

Nickname for Clementine in The Walking Dead Video Game. Used affectionately by PewDiePie.

I don't know about you, but I know about Clemmy Clue!

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