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to fuck a girl less attractive to get practice.
you gotta hump a clunker before you can get a cadillac
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Easily the stupidest idea ever imagined in the history of the planet. Cash For Clunkers is just another failed attept to get the economy running again. A few of The rules that determine if your car is a Clunker are: Your car must be less than 25 years old, It must get at least 18 MPG and the car must be drivable. Once you turn over your perfectly good car-- I mean Clunker, you may get up to $4,500 off a newer, more fuel efficient car, like a Prius... for $20,000. What happens to your Clunker? The engine gets sold to China. Now isn't Cash for Clunkers just great?
Democratic politician: Cash For Clunkers will work! It makes total sense!
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1. Sexual intercourse in exchange for vehicles with low fuel economy. See www.cars.gov website for more details
Man, I plan to take advantage of Uncle Obama's new Gash for Clunkers program and trade in my broke ass Sclizzy for some fine ass shizzy.
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Little balls of turds that sticks to your ass hair.
My muff clunkers are leaving some mad skid marks in my underpants.
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The act of masturbating and taking a poop at the same time for that act of saving time or to give your self an after lunch break boost
I start my day with a Happy clunker. It saves me time and really boost my mood.
Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.
Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?
goth style boots that have thick platforms on the bottom and buckled straps.
John kicked me in the shin with his 8 inch platform clunker boots and I had a bruise for a week.
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