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cob

Derivative of the word 'cobby', a cob is an individual who shares the idiosyncratic characteristics of the cobby, however, to a lesser extent than the actual cobby himself. Cobs often specialize in one certain aspect of stereotypical cobby behavior. The main difference between a cob and the traditional cobby though, is that a cob is not necessarily a burnout, though often times they can and are percieved to be.

Person A: Dude, Les Stroud isn't a real survivor man!

Person B: Why not dude?

Person A: The fuckin guy has a survival crew 50 yards away from him that he can call whenever he wants! He prolly camps in a trailer inbetween sets and maunches down on burgers and pizza when the camera's off.

Person B: Dude... what a cob!

by annonymous burnout September 6, 2008

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cob

bad mood

"He had a right cob on" -- translates: "He was in a bad mood"

This was current in the UK's working-class east London/surrounding counties around 1950s & 60s. I haven't heard it used for many years.

It was always used in the sense of the example. I never heard it used as a verb or adjective

by lexijohn September 22, 2013

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cob

short for the cobweb left - ie those who are stuck with 19th century approaches and/or who mirror the Daily Mail in their slavish adhearence to politically correct terms above and beyond actually engaging with the real world.

You don't want to listen to his opinions, he's a real cob.

I wonder what the cobs will say about that.

by Bruise June 7, 2007

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cob

acronym for "Classson Ofa Bitch"...mainly used to describe someone who is completely void of class, a real piece of shit.

man, jj is such a cob when he uses bitches for bjs

by willie g January 2, 2008

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cob

a sharp poke or goose in the anus

ouch that cob hurt!

by The man December 15, 1999

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cob

The long legged spider like alien that produces sticky webs in the corner of the ceiling.

The cob must have been at it again last night, the web got me as I went through door.

by Cap'n Billy July 25, 2009

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cob

1. some one who sneaks into the female toilets.
2.who also takes pictures of his penis.
3. and enjoys naked antics
4.is a good bloke and is my mate

cob get out of the chicks toilets!

by d-unit February 24, 2004

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