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A slang word to define a stiff penis, referencing a cob of corn
Joel: bro Ever since I sucked that girls tits I’ve had a throbbing cob dude!
Landon: yeah dog I can see it, that shits about to rip your pants!
boner hard-on stiffy
Synonym of the phrase “send it”. To do without regard of consequence or outcome.
Friend “Why are you speeding towards that ramp?”
Me “Sometimes you just have to cob on it.”
The cardboard tube at the center of the toilet paper roll. The word is possibly derived from the folk custom of wiping one's ass on corn husks or corn cobs, though it is uncommon to perform this operation with a cardboard cob.
My kid needed cardboard tubes for her school craft project, so we used the cobs from our toilet paper rolls.
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To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.
Damn eBay just cobbed the hell out of me, with there price increase.
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A shortened version of the metal band "Children Of Bodom".
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A roll of Toilet Paper.
Based on story of humans wiping with a corn cob, minus the kernels of course. May have originated in the deep south or on a rez near you.
I'm going to the store to get some cobs!
I need a cob.
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Man 1: Cobs on the last slice of pie!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Cobs! It means I claim that slice of pie.
Man 2: Dude, who uses that word anymore?!
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