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A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.
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Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.
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Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
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A person who stabs you in the back. Like a boss who fires you suddenly after saying they would give you plenty of notice if they had to let you go.
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Someone who after inserting a cock in their mouth then proceeds to bite the cock just below the bellend when instructed to suck it, thus becoming a cockbiter.
Adam: Ere' Luke i'll only give you this shiny foil Gogo packet if you suck Danny's Cock
Luke: Nah nah im not doin that nah
Adam: Well your goona have to if you want this Gogo packet
(Danny pulls down his pants and gets out his cock)
Luke: Ah ok then, but u must NOT tell anyone
(Luke goes to suck the cock but instead bites it)
Danny: Ahhhh Bastaaaaarrd (In an outcry manner)
Peter: Ahh Luke ur a cockbiter!!!!
(Laughter proceeds after teeth marks are seen on the penis)
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(cok.bIt) N. One who talks on the phone, texts, twitters or anything likewise while driving.
That cockbite on his cell phone cut me off in traffic.
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An extreme word for the major assholes you meet.
You ask someone for a quarter and you know damn well they have it but they won't give you a measly quarter because they are a cockbite.
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