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Glorification of cock, with "the" added for comical benefit.
For the more record- he loves the cock!
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Vulgar word for the male penis! The human COCK is the greatest thing to have in this world. Cocks can be uncut or cut and all colors, sizes, and angles. Regardless of what type of cock you have. They give us great pleasure every day. Having a cock between your legs beats a pussy any day of the week. ;) Cocks are also super delicious to suck, fuck up the butt or cunt. They also produce a healthy liquid known as semen! Men jerk their cocks minimum once a day but sometimes 2-3 depending on time available and if good porn is found.
His COCK was 8 inches! He piped my pussy good and shot his babies up my cunt!
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Popularised by the Jay and Silent Bob collection of movies, loving "the cock" adds the random the in front of the word.
Dubya loves the cock
as opposed to:
Dubya loves cock
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A method of determining the size and weight of a given substance, commonly used as an alternative to scales or by eye.
Jeff: Hey man, you put that ginga on the scales right? You better not have done it by eye.
Paul: Nah bro, I did it by cock!
Jeff: Diiiiiiis cunt!
To Mess Something Up Or To Do It Wrong
Shaun Of The Dead
"Ahhhh cock it!"
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A slang word for dick.
See also:
dick
donga
Richard
The scientific name for cock is dick.
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