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To place ones cock in a pit..
Pit- your mothers anus
Anus- Place where shit comes out
Shit- the taco bell you ate earlier
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a place where guys go to get it on in a large/small room. often with 10 or more guys...
bruce: so james, are you going to the cockpit tonight????
James: yeah there's going to be one hell of a turn out
Bruce: i'm glad about that! my ass hassn't had a good ponding in weeks!
James: but i ponded you ass last night?
Bruce: you were never a good fuck james.... i just didn't want to hurt your feelings...
James: you cut me deep bruce! you cut me deep
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The little area between your balls and your dick. Like the armpit of your weener.
"Dude, I think I got a paper-cut in my cockpit"
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The section of skin connecting the base of the penis shaft to the upper scrotal region. aka the armpit of the penis.
My cockpit smells worse than my gooch.
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i shoved mah dick in that bitches armpit but it wasn't shaved so it was a very painful cockpit adventure
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The most happening place in Martinez.
The Cockpit is a wonderful place to have a drink and a chat. Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.
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Friend 1: Dude where the hell has Lawrence been? Has he still been up his new friend Rodger's ass every night?
Friend 2: Yea. They are probably shooting pool or playing tummy stix up at The Cockpit.
Friend 1: True... when I met him he had on an Affliction shirt, skinny jeans, and a spray tan. I think they are fucking.
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