in the cods

A catchall phrase used, alternatively, (1) to express emphatic truth to the original statement. (2) to literally hit someone in the crotch.

(1) I banged a wham last night. Really? In the cods!

(2) Where'd you hit him? In the cods.

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Codded

to describe immense feelings of let down

Codded: to describe immense feelings of let down

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COD

Choking On Dick

My girlfriend was COD when i was playing cod.

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Cod

Crap On Disk

Cod = Crap On Disk

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Cod

It's a fucking fish.

I had fried cod for dinner.

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cod

1. acronym for the game Call of Duty
2. the reason why guys have no life
3. the reason why guys don't have girlfriends
4. the reason why girlfriends hate their boyfriends
5. the reason that people are still living

girlfriend: what are you doing?
boyfriend: shut up im playing COD
girlfriend: can i play with you?
boyfriend: (laughs to himself and continues playing)
girlfriend: thats it, its over

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CoD

1. Abbreviated form of Call of Duty, a first-person shooter game.

2. Abbreviated form of Call of Duty, a first-person shooter game, which currently has the highest number of loud, obnoxious douchebags per game.

(While playing CoD)

Gamer 1: NO FRIKKIN WAY!! DID YOU SEE THAT?! I TOTALLY shot that guy!! Oh my GOD!! This game is GAY!!

Gamer 2: Dude, shut up.

Gamer 1: Go suck a wang!!!

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