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1. In addition to water, food, shelter, and clothing, coffee is the new essential substance needed for the survival of the human race, specifically students.
2. The solution to homework
I've got an early flight tomorrow, I better drink a lot of coffee tomorrow.
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mmmmmmmm hhot bean juice
i need my morning coffee or i will set something on fire
The master of many slaves that make up the working class.
Coffee should be drank either black or with no more than 15% cream and sugar to be truly enjoyed. However, many people prefer beverages that try to pass for coffee but are like less than 50% coffee and mostly milk/cream and sugar.
I can't function in the morning without at least 1 cup of Columbian brew coffee.
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an addictive, nice smelling, buzz-giving, dehydrating black liquid. drunk all over the world.
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It will warm your insides or chill you down. Whatever you get, it tastes gucci. It will make you happy. Whether you get dat coffee from Starby´s or dutchy´s it is bound to give you the poops.
How would you like your coffee? Cream and Sugar or Black?
the drink of gods that gives energy to those in need. now ruined by starbucks because people think that that is really coffee. if you can barley taste the coffee in it, it is not coffee. if you ask for a regular coffee you should get black coffee not coffee with cream and sugar.
man 1: do you like coffee?
man 2: yeah, see my starbucks cup
man 1: starbucks isnt coffee
man 2: yeah it is
man 1: *kills and buries man 2"
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