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alabama coffee bean

It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to β€œvape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.

My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.

by Large_Father January 22, 2018


Coffee Beans

Deer poop that resembles coffee beans.

"Shoot! I just stepped in coffee beans!"

by Daniana October 5, 2010

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Little Coffee Bean

A term of endearment/pet name; similar to β€œlittle girl” or β€œlittle one”.

β€œHow is my little coffee bean today?”

by bohemianbee February 8, 2021

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cotton mouth coffee beans

When you smoke with a chocolate flavored blunt wrap and have nothing to drink.

Stoner 1 and Stoner 2 toke a fat chocolate flavored blunt...
Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat!
Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.

by blaze1234567890987654321 August 17, 2008

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


sunnyvale coffee bean

bring your gf in a dumpster and fuck her then pop a chancre in her ass then make her eat it then make out w/ her then spit it in her vagina then hit her over the head with a coffee mug...dumb bitch

dude this chick pissed me off so i took her out back and gave her a sunnyvale coffee bean...she thought it was erotic

by jorDANick November 25, 2006

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Chocolate Covered Coffee Bean

When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.

At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.

by RodgerBirthCanal May 20, 2017


Coffee Bean

Weed that’s laced with ecstasy and cocaine

Shane smoked a coffee bean and now he is going crazy!

by RealNiggaaa69 June 29, 2019