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What Columbians grow and export in an attempt to make the world think that they are not the world's leading cocaine exporter.
Customs officials inspecting a Columbian freight ship discovered forty kilos of cocaine hidden behind bags of coffee beans.
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the reason i can't fall asleep
damn man this coffee is fucking me up
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Similar to the phrase 'TEA' but for more of a masculine twist
GIRL: heyyy girl spill that tea
BOY: aye bruv pick up that coffee
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The reason we can't sleep at night, the reason why people have to pee every to seconds, the cause of kids born with ADHD, and why superman can fly.
Without coffee I wouldn't be up at 3:00 in the morning writing the definition of coffee. Instead, Ii would be sleeping and not peeing every 2 seconds.
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"Caffe" in Italian, from the Turkish "kahve" which was derived from the Arabic "qahwa", a shortened version of "qahhwat al-bun" or "wine of the bean". Dutch traders snuck coffee tree seedlings out of the Arab port of Mocha and transported them to the East-Indies for planting; and from there coffee cultivation and trade spread to the New World and Hawaii.
"Coffee is the common man’s gold and like gold it brings to every man (and woman) the feeling of luxury and nobility." Sheik Abd-al-Kadir “In Praise of Coffee” 1857.
Coffee: The wine of the bean, the earth in a cup.
coffee wine sex pleasure vibrant healing restorative orgasmic lubricant tobacco morning
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"hey u wanna come up for coffee"
really he/she means hey u wanna have sex.
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The lone "definition" you can get on a mug without looking like a total retard.
Bill: Hey Joe, check out my new mug from Urban Dictionary! It's the defintion of "cuntfucker"! Turns out this definition means "one who fucks many a cunt"! Pretty cool way to drink your coffee, huh?
Joe: What the fuck?
Nearby Worker: Are you fucking insane?
Boss: You're fired!
*Boss drinks from UD mug with the definition of "coffee".*
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