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The act of true American patriotism in bed. First, purchase greeter smocks from Wal-Mart, which will be the only clothing worn. then, use a jug of oil (bonus points if it's from the deep-fryer at McDonald's or motor oil from GM) and slather it on each other. Then, while watching Leave it to Beaver, Full House or a similar wholesome family sitcom, bust a nut on the female proclaiming "you just got punk'd". In retaliation, the woman takes a hot dog and eating-contest style, slides it fully into her throat, then turns over her partner and, again only using her mouth, pushes it between his ass cheeks. She then is free to bind his hands and waterboard him with urine. Top it all off by sticking a mini American flag in the hot dog while watching The O'Reilly Factor and listening to Howard Stern.
Man, I don't know what happened last night. Me and the wife were drinkin' moonshine when all the sudden she decided we should Colbert.
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The only person to ever perform Canada's History.
Steven Colbert is awesome.
Steven Colbert advocates Canada's History
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A sex position in which Stephen Colbert has sex with your wife, mother, sister, and/or daughter. And you watch and he teaches you how to be the most manly man, in bed, of all time.
When I got married I did The Colbert.
I did The Colbert last night!
Teenagers are obsessed with The Colbert.
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A phobia of Canadians, normally attributed to blocked memories of an upbringing by South Carolina hillbillies.
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The act of taking a single pringle chip, topping it with whip cream, and then putting another pringle chip on top of that. Seen on episode 737 of The Colbert Report, done by Stephen Colbert.
Last night I was really tired, and really hungry, lucky for me there were some pringles and whip cream next to me, so I started Colberting!
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The positive boost in sales or votes received by people who are guests on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report.
After appearing on The Cobert Report, the previously unknown candidate got the Colbert bump and pulled ahead in the polls.
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Stephen T. Colbert, more widely known as Stephen Colbear (The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!) He is the O'Reilly-esque host of the Colbert Report, Comedy Central's response to media pundits, mostly Bill O'Reilly because he is easy to satirize.
Stephen Colbert: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mits. This is the Colbert Report.
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