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The act of either fucking or slapping someone across the face with a limp penis.
Hey, chach, I cold cocked your mom last night.
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when one is led to believe there will be a sexual encounter and then it quickly dissipates.
After we made out in her parents car she straight cold cocked me and left me at the park.
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The art of putting your dead husband in the freezer rather than burying him.
When thinking of burial plots. Mrs. Jones didn't like the area under the trees, so she decided upon cold cocking her husband in her frigidaire instead.
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When a guy doesn't turn a girl on with kissing, touching, or even much talking and just expects to put his cock in her face and get sucked.
That dude might stand a better chance of getting a blow job if he did more than just cold cock girls all the time.
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A 17 inch cock with little gloves on the nuts
Suck my cold cock please and thank you
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The act of inserting, unbeknownst to one's significant other, a frozen hot dog (or other phallus-like frozen meat) in the stead of one's own genitalia; usually occuring under the cover of darkness.
It has been so cold out lately that my wife barely fussed when I gave her a kentucky cold cock.
I can think of no better use for those mummified foot longs that have been in the downstairs freezer forever than by kentucky cold cocking the next eight chicks that pass through my bedroom.
*please do not misspeak by remembering, if it's not a suprise, it's not a real kentucky cold cock.
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1.getting hit in the face by a cold cock.
2.being hit so hard in the face you are knocked out instantly
3. a term used when you want your friend to shut up
stephanie: do you want to get cold cocked in the face?
shannon: no... i dont.
stephanie: then shut up!
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