colgate

n. official safety school and toothpaste of bucknell university.

Bucknell Student: "Dude, did you get into Bucknell?"
Future Colgate Student: "No, but I got into Colgate"
Bucknell Student: "That sucks dude, I use that toothpaste though"

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Colgate

One who runs out of lotion so he proceeds to use colgate whitening tooth paste to masturbate. After doing this he then realizes the minty sensation that was so great in his mouth burnt the shit out of his dick. Poison control should be notified and if lucky they wont cut off your cock.

Dude kyle Conway is a total colgate, why the fuck would you use toothpaste as a lubricant?

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colgate

A temporary home for rich snobs who think they are better than everyone else.

I go to Colgate because my daddy told me too and he gives me everything

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colgate

cumming on to a toothbrush and then making a girl brush her teeth with the spunk paste

jill your teeth look fucking digusting, here let me give you some colgate.

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Colgate

- A toothpaste that Many Americans have

- Means " Go hang your self" in another language

- Where is my toothpaste.... Colgate

- Why don't you Colgate??????

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Colgate

Doing the motion for finger brushing your teeth. Named after Colgate the toothpaste guy who owns the company.

Do the Colgate!!

Whats up Colgate?

Crest aint got nothing on me

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Colgating

To brush one's teeth.

A reference to my little pony: friendship is magic 's background character Colgate whom the fans have named after the fact her hair is toothpaste coloured.

Made by Intelligent Derpy Hooves (FIM)

I've just woken up, must colgate! Colgating should not be done just after drinking orange juice.

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