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Masturbating In a Class and or Before class.
Student 1:I love Owen-Comering in P.E.
Student 2:How do You manage that with out anyone seeing you?
Student 1:I hide in the bathroom stall
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Best Actress in all of acting history | Villanelle in Killing Eve | Elizabeth of York in The White Princess | Millie Rusk/Molotov Girl in Free Guy | Most beautiful woman to walk the earth
P1: Oh my god, look at her. Isn't she beautiful?
P2: Oh yeah! Who is she?
P1: Jodie Comer. She's like the best actress in all of acting history.
P2: Does she play Villanelle in Killing Eve?
P1: Yeah! She also plays Millie Rusk and Molotov Girl in Free Guy.
People who adhere to a religious ideology which states that "Jesus or Yahshua has already come 3 times and will return in the future for His 4th Coming."
They look at the exact same Scriptures and events in the life of Jesus or Yahshua as the majority ("2nd Comers") but label them differently.
NOTE: The Bible does NOT number "the Comings of Messiah" at all.
BIRTH OF MESSIAH: Labeled as "1st Coming" by both groups.
RETURN FROM THE GRAVE: Labeled as " the 2nd Coming" by 4th Comers. Not labeled as a coming by the majority.
3rd Coming: It is interpreted that Yahshua ascended to Yahweh the Father sometime between meeting Mary and meeting Thomas. Yahshua told Mary not to touch Him, for He had not yet ascended to Father Yahweh. But, He later told Thomas to touch Him. See JOHN 20:10-29.
4th Coming: Yahshua's future return, usually referred to as the "2nd Coming" by most Christians.
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Peruvian man who drinks carrot milk, and slangs his meat onto nearby hyenas
Lucas: Im gay
Tango: Be more like Kevin Comer
what you say when you mean business
like when someone is about to get their ass kicked byaach
A: Hey, uh, nice weather isn't it?
B: Comere, yooou!
A: Oh, Shit! (runs off)
B: (chasing) Come back here! OOH, I'LL KICK SOME ASS, TONIGHT!
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1) a guy who ejaculates soon after commencing sex
2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex
1) Sara: "Jake's a quick comer, he usually goes off within 5 strokes of getting into me."
2) Jake: "Betsy's a quick comer, I stroke her clit a few times and she has an orgasm right away if we haven't seen each other in a week or so."
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