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Buzz word used by conservatives to describe anyone who disagrees with them politically. Interchangable with "socialist", "Marxist," and "un-American traitor".
Anyone who votes Democrat, doesn't make love to their guns, supports gay rights, or has a triple digit IQ is a goddamned communist!
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A believer; specifically in a political-economic religion. Identical to fascist, fundamentalist, maoist, capitalist, banker. Believes most humans can contribute equally except those who contribute nothing, in which case they form the 'Blessed Leadership'.
Wishes to replace one form of expolitation with another to prove the point.
Believes in 'The State' but not in the 'individual'.
Doesn't believe in God but does believe in Gold (Spot the difference?> That's right!; there's 'L' in gold). Against natural law, believes opposites repel and, therefore, finds freedom confusing, worrisome & always dangerous.
Joyfully celebrates success by parading earth-cracking weapons from time-to-time and then explodes them, rendering large parts of the world uninhabitable.
Famous communist experiments in equality:
In the Soviet Union, everbody queued.
In China, everyone has the same haircut.
In Tibet, everyone is beaten regularly.
In Albania & Zimbabwe, everyone is dog-poor.
In the European Union they are preparing to queue, have the same haircut, be beaten regularly & become dog-poor.
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The most extreme form of liberal, a communist is a person who thinks we'd be better off if we stopped living like people and started living like bees or ants instead.
I'm not surprised someone as idealistic as Fredo would turn out to be a communist.
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A nice, kind or friendly person
Jack, it was very communist of your dad to help us out. Tell him I said hi
The shop attendant was very helpful, a true communist
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people who don’t think poop jokes are funny.
person 1: my poop flew everywhere
person 2: ew what the fuck ?
person 1: whatever u communist, god.
The quintessential liberal.
All liberals are communists.
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1.Hillary Rodham Clinton
2.anyone who believes that it's the responsibility of people who work to make thier money through hard work to carry on their back those who refuse to work
3.something America has been fighting since World War II
Dumbass: Dude Hillary Clinton is running for president. Wouldn't it be nice to have the first woman president
Educated person: That would be nice to have a woman president, but do you like to have your money and rights taken away?
Dumbass: Who cares? It's a woman president.
Educated person: Eat shit and kill yourself you fuckin communist
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