Another word for a "shitty Computer"
man my computer is acting like a Compaq!
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Compaq (Kom-Pac) noun 1. A weapon in the shape of a laptop, however, does not offer the services as one.
Dude, look at that loser over there thinking he's hot shit sipping a latte with his Compaq ... "HEY JACK ASS! Get some money together and buy a Toshiba!"
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In the computer brand list that includes:
Dell
HP
Gateway
Seanix
Cicero
IBM
E-Machines
Toshiba
Sony
etc etc
My new compaq is slower than my old IBM XT from the 80s
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the funny screws with heads consisting of a small flathead/torx inserts, usually found in Compaq computers
i seem to have a bag of compaq screws.
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What Carly Fiorina did to HP. When a company pays top dollar for a failing business, that only weighs down the company and ultimately causes it to collapse.
"When our company merges with the Smith's company - I hope we don't get the old Compaq screw."
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