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COMPAQ

Another word for a "shitty Computer"

man my computer is acting like a Compaq!

by Robert Nagel May 19, 2008

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Compaq

Compaq (Kom-Pac) noun 1. A weapon in the shape of a laptop, however, does not offer the services as one.

Dude, look at that loser over there thinking he's hot shit sipping a latte with his Compaq ... "HEY JACK ASS! Get some money together and buy a Toshiba!"

by AR777 September 20, 2010

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Compaq

In the computer brand list that includes:
Dell
HP
Gateway
Seanix
Cicero
IBM
E-Machines
Toshiba
Sony
etc etc

My new compaq is slower than my old IBM XT from the 80s

by doanster August 23, 2004

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compaq screw

the funny screws with heads consisting of a small flathead/torx inserts, usually found in Compaq computers

i seem to have a bag of compaq screws.

by [c0x0r] December 2, 2004

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compaq screw

What Carly Fiorina did to HP. When a company pays top dollar for a failing business, that only weighs down the company and ultimately causes it to collapse.

"When our company merges with the Smith's company - I hope we don't get the old Compaq screw."

by rebel4ever February 16, 2005

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