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Terms and conditions

That big wall of text that you somehow agree with but never read.

Website: do you agree to the Terms and conditions?
user: Yes.
Website: Downloading loli hentai

by assaholic bitch September 25, 2019


Condition Zero

From firearms terminology: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety off.
Also meaning, you're about to have an explosive movement. Kind of a crisis.

"Why do you look like that?,"Guy I'm condition zero! I NEED A TOILET!"

by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 12, 2014

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Classical Conditioning

AKA "The Pavlonian Reinforcement". Possibly one of the most important psychological principles you can learn to overcome fear and negative mindsets for good and build CONFIDENCE. The neutral stimulus (NS) is what has no mental reaction, but paying attention to your environment. The unconditional stimulus (US) is what automatically causes your body to react to certain emotions (think anxiety, fear, laughter, happiness, nervousness, sad). The NS turns into the conditional stimulus (CS) when the NS collides with the US. The reaction produced from these 2 stimuli is what's called "The conditioned response".

Here is an example of classical conditioning at its finest...

Let's say you're at the mall or at the store (Neutral Stimulus). All of a sudden, you spot a chick you'd like approach, talk to and meet. But then, the sign of that chick gives you Approach Anxiety (Unconditional stimulus). Next, you get the guts to approach her, talk to her, and kiss her at the end, BUT she either rejects you or asks you if you're crazy or there's anything wrong with you (NS meets US, now NS turns to CS and it produces the conditioned response of a rapid heartbeat, trembling hands, and xerostomia which is cotton mouth). The more this process is continued which is habituation, the more you weaken the conditioned response to feel that icky sensation when you want to make your moves on a girl you like. TRUST ME... you'll feel A LOT more confident at the end!!

by xSexXXyXScorpioLeo1102 September 17, 2010


counter conditioning

The opposite of conditioning. A substance used to make hair less silky, often referred to as shampoo. This substance is frequently used for masturbation.

Hey Chuck! Pass me your counter conditioning! I'm out of vaseline over here!

by Jimmy Scrantz June 8, 2010


Terms and Conditions

That thing that almost every website has that nobody ever reads, but then agree to it anyway.

Dean: "Hey man, did you read the terms and conditions before you agreed to them?"
John: "What? Are you cray? Fuck no."

by ashy123456 April 5, 2014

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Zettlemoyer condition

1. Pride in onself

2. Attention to detail
3. Will give you a firm handshake
4. Does not use PC
5. Doesnt shave on the weekend

6. Usually found in some type of leadership postion
7. Will not back down from a fight

8. May often have his pencils sharpened to a perfect point
9. Trained in one of two places Parris island or San Diego
10. Takes his career 4 years at a time
11. Veteran

SSGT.R-Cpl. Keane and Cpl. Mczeal have came down with the Zettlemoyer condition and i like it.
GY.O - They are most likely tricking you.
SSGT.R- I DOUBT IT!

by Essence Bri January 20, 2011


mint condition

A condition where something is perfect or as if it was originally manufactured.

A state where something has no flaws.

Selling a mint condition iPhone! Has no flaws, abrasions or scratches!

by SacTu March 9, 2009

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