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Someone who is confused, phucked and discombobulated all at once.
I got so drunk I was confuckulated.
I'm confuckulated trying to fighter out what's happen in my life
when something has gone terribly wrong beyond return
"Help!theres a fire in the barn!"
"Yeah im pretty sure its confuckulated'
A contraction of congratulations and fuck you.
A very specific version of dying inside.
It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!
The runner-up on the gameshow had a look of confuckulations on his face as he shook the winners hand.
After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.
A conglomeration of fucked up situations.
"I've been in a confuckulation all day." - Case Jernigan
When something needs fixed whether it is only minor damage or severe damage, it needs to be confuckulated or re-confuckulated.
Fuck boys looks like I need to re-confuckulate the goddamn furnace. It's cold as a witches tit in here.