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hottie, someone of high status and a gyatt.
you're so Ruby Constable core!
A fat idiot that never shuts the fuck up and always talks about train. He attends the Robert Napier School and has only one friend.
person 1: Have you seen Jack Constable?
person 2: Can I see him? How can I miss him?
An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. Of course if there’s a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.
Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.
Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!
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Small town celebrity from Geelong, known for his punce ways and
Person 1: Michael Constable isn't coming...
Person 2: PUNCE!
Person 3: Hey sorry I'm late to this discussion... what are you guys talking about?
Person 1 or 2 (doesn't really matter): Michael Constable.
Person 3: That puncey kid?
Person 1 or 2 (the one who didnt say the other bit): Totes
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CFL - Constable For Life; a police constable who elects to remain a constable; not wanting to take on higher titles, i.e Sergeant, Supervisor, Inspector, Chief; preferring to work in the trenches, saying NO to a white shirt position; never forgetting where he came from; what made him!
"CFL - constable for life!"
Sergeant: "are you going to move up the law enforcement ladder any time soon there 20 yr medal"?
Constable: "nah, I'm good at what I do, enforcing the law, putting bad guys where they belong...
Sergeant: "sounds like you're part of the; CFL - constable for life"
Constable: "part of it; hell I'm the founder of it; besides, it would cut into my favourite past time of collecting shoulder flashes"! Besides, you need me to make you look good Sergeant"!
Sergeant: "boys will be boys; you're right though, I need you to keep making me look good; you truly are a 20 year medal worth keeping around"! CFL - constable for life
copcoppersergeantsupervisorconstablelifer
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A Common Law Constable is a fictional entity and title of a UK Sovereign Citizen antivaxxer who has paid a fee & monthly subscription to a website for the privilege of thinking that they are a Common Law Constable that gives them powers to shut down vaccine centres with fictional bogus legal paperwork.
Common Law Constables secure their beliefs with the crime number 6029679/21 which is not being investigated by the Met Police & is not being investigated.
For lunch Common Law Constables like a nice Crayola cookie.
I am a Common Law Constable and I am here today to serve your with this paperwork to inform you that you are committing a crime against humanity & the Sovereign people and we order you to shut down this vaccine centre to prevent harm, injury and death.
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failed police men !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
idiot wondering the ttc in uniform doin' nothin'
ttc special constables
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