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When you are in a sistuation with two or more hot girls, and you can not identify the hotter girl or whichone you would sleep with.
Dave: Look at all these hot chicks!
Steve: Which one would you sleep with?
Dave: All of them.
Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.
Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)
The paradoxical concept that most hipsters now find themselves in - the fact that to be a hipster is to oppose all things mainstream, but now being hipster is mainstream.
Damn, I canz not be hipster anymore, too mainstream! Damm hipster conundrum haz I...
The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.
Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
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A phase in a girls life where she believes she may be a lesbian but is unsure.
Lindsay Lohan appears to be in something of a Kipper Conundrum.
When it is hard to dislike a well known and generally revered actor or artist when they are exposed for sexual assault.
“Did you hear that Kevin Spacey was just accused of sexual assault.?”
“Aww but I liked Kevin Spacey, wait doesn’t he have his own charity?”
“Well I guess he rapes but he saves, it’s the Cosby Conundrum all over again.”
The rule of thumb regarding the amount of exclamation marks that are accepted by society. You are permitted to use one, three, five, seven or more exclamation marks.
Boyfriend texts: Oh my God!!
Girlfriend replies: Dude follow the Exclamation Conundrum!!!!!
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A phase in a girls life where she believes that she could be a lesbian.
Lindsay Lohan is currently in a Kipper Conundrum.
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