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chaos coordinator

1. Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
2. Miracle worker who keeps the company going by leading, organizing, planning, and delivering with a smile fueled by passion and caffeine.
3. Expert problem solver
4. Expert at juggling insane amounts of activities at any given moment

See also wizard, magician, miracle worker

The chaos coordinator can take care of another project; he seems to enjoy it.

by notanexpert December 9, 2022


Send Coordinator

The coolest guy who plans all the parties, commonly very attractive and has all the moves. Nothing goes on in the city unless the send coordinator approves.

Guy: Holy shit, the send coordinator is over there.

Girl: OMG, that guy throws the phatest ragers!

by December 23, 2021

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Coordinator Pants

These are work slacks or pants that differ in tone from the commonly accepted color at the workplace, which is usually khaki. In most cases, these slacks are a different tone, but not a completely different color. In a workplace where khaki is the color of choice, many of those above entry-level will wear different tones of khaki ranging from yellow-brown to dark brown.

In a workplace with a strict dress code, there needs to be a way to differentiate the lowly employees from those slightly higher on the management food chain. A different shade of pants is used to broadcast one's higher position within the company.

"Maybe we can ask him for help?"
"No, don't ask him!"
"Why not?"
"Don't you see? He's wearing coordinator pants."

by Pfizer January 11, 2006

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Assassination Coordinates

When mean or naughty netizens spitefully or wickedly decide to share someone's live location online, such as their whereabout or those of their loved ones, which increases the odds of those who dislike these oft-über-rich or obnoxious fellows to threaten, kidnap, or harm them out of envy, jealousy, or hatred.

A self-confessed “free speech champion” rationalized that he’d zero choice but to ban the Twitter accounts of some “anti-MAGA” journalists because they’re guilty of providing “assassination coordinates” to tens of thousands of his fiends and foes, who’d arm themselves to shorten his days “improving” the lives of billions on this side of eternity.

by Covido December 16, 2022

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coordinated flex

Flexing done prepared, not just out of the blue. Originated from Lil Tay's flexing, and the opposite of uncoordinated flex in which people flex at anytime anywhere.

Lil Tay's been doing a coordinated flex, it's revealed she's not rich.

by FL4ym3Burn June 7, 2018


ordination-of-the-coordinates

The act of aligning the penis with a tight vagina to allow for simple harmonic motion, resulting in human propagation.

This chick got an 'A' by doing a reciprocal-ordination-of-the-coordinates with the lecturer in her dorm room.

by cockG September 11, 2010

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Coordination Tongue

The act of unconsciously sticking ones tongue out while engaging in an activity that requires mental skill, physical coordination, and/or dexterity.

While playing basketball, Trevor is always sticking his tongue out, when going in for a lay-up. He has a serious case of coordination tongue! He better be careful. If he is elbowed in the jaw he's liable to bite it off!

by 240ups September 13, 2014

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