Coot

A word used typically by a dog or animal with broken English to describe another animal or person, however it is usually used to describe the user of the word themselves.

Dog Owner: Who's a cute puppy? Are you a cute puppy?

Dog: I am! I very coot!

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coot

coot

- A shorter version of the word cooter, which basically means vagina. "coot" is less crass-sounding than "cooter". It is probably most similar in connotation to the word twat when referencing a vagina, as opposed to pussy, which has a more sexual connotation and snatch which sounds pretty crass.

- More commonly a "coot" is an older, usually male person, and generally refers to a perceived diminished capacity, uncouthness or senility. Typically said "old coot".

She's got a pretty ugly coot for a pornstar.

That old coot hanging out on his porch all day is always yelling at the kids for no reason.

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coot

Something between cute and cool. That's why it is the mix of those words. Coot also sounds like "cute," however it is with double "o," so it is associated with cool.

-I don't hate or dislike my ex-friends because they all were my choices and I had a big journey with them!
-That's so coot, Senna!

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Coot

Clerped way of saying cute. Never say cute this way especially if you're "a girl" with a high pitched voice.

Puppy: Exists
Random Girl: Auuu they're so Coot

Coote

Someone who is cool but also cute

your coote then?

coote

n. A derivative of coot. An Old English word describing the likeness to a water fowl that at appears stupid at first, but on further inspection is highly intelligent and simply being a twat to amuse his/herself for no reason other than their own entertainment. Even if their actions are detrimental to their status amongst others

'What's up with that prick over there-I don't think he's funny'
No, he's just being a bit of a coote. As long as it keeps him happy I'd ignore him.

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coot

coot ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kt)
n.
1. Any of several dark-gray aquatic birds of the genus Fulica of North America and Europe, having a black head and neck, lobed toes, and a white bill.
See scoter.
2. Informal. An eccentric or crotchety person, especially an eccentric old man.

1. That bird, is a coot.
2. Look at that old coot, sitting on his front porch.

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