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get something,
in other words like get it...
but cop it sounds better....
ya dig/?!??
Yo I'm cop me those jordans!
Did u cop it?
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While being patted down, one reaches back and grabs the crotch and/or breasts of the police officer...man or woman.
Mikey: "Excuse me ma'am, you have very nice breastasis." *Cops a feel*
Chuck: "Hey Mikey, why are you in jail for two months just for speeding?"
Mikey: "Well, I pulled the cop a cop move during my pat down."
Chuck: "Tell me it was a female officer."
Mikey: "Yes, and she had excellent breastasis!!"
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Mentions of donut restaurants are telltale signs that the dude you're talking to is actually an undercover cop who's ready to molest you.
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A TV show that films police arresting very small-time criminals.
EXAMPLE OF TACTICS USED:
A) A group of 5 tough-looking undercover officers ask a skinny little kid to buy $10 worth of weed. They then arrest him. Who wouldn't buy a bag of weed if you thought it would save you from being murdered by a group of thugs?
B) Prostitutes asking men if they want a $5 fuck. Then arresting them. I'd pay any half-decent chick $5 for a fuck.
That sort of behaviour is called 'entrapment' in Australia...None of that shit would ever hold up in court.
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A television show in which the bad guys signal during a chase.
Damn nigga I gotta lose these cops, but I'll at least let them know which way I'm turning!
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Law enforcement officials; police officers.
The cops busted into my house today and searched everything, only to find that they had the wrong address.
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When one is stoned out their mind and they need to sleep it off and they claim someone else's property while the original home owner is still living on the property.
Home owner: Would you please leave my house?
Stoned person: Nuh uh, I copped it!
Home owner: Wrong house homie! Gotta leave!
Stoned person: Nuhhhh uhhh I copped the house!
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