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Fictional drinks that losers like.
Goddam Jerry, I'm in the mood for some corduroy milk.
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The veiniest of cocks. This preasure vessel boasts 6 to 14 blue thumpers running straight down the shaft.
The veins of Steves corduroy cock slid between all of Wanda's gappy teeth.
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When you bang a girl on the carpet and give her a good rug burn on her back. Like you may get from corduroy pants running. Then when you’re about to nut, flip her over, cum in her open wound, and punch her in the back of the head real hard, creating a large lump. Like a camel.
I caught a charge.
Friend: what did you do?
My girl pissed me off so I gave that bitch the “corduroy camel”
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Either:
(1) the ultimate fashion faux pas
or
(2) an archaic hookup garment for gay men.
In 1950s London, when homosexuality was illegal, young homosexual men first used trousers made of red corduroy as a means of identifying one another at a distance, and of indicating that they were available for sexual liaisons with other men.
The trend is thought to have started out among recently-demobilised gay ex-army officers, but soon spread through polari subculture to encompass gay men in general.
The logic behind it was that red corduroy trousers are so hideous that only men who understood their true meaning would ever wear them, so there was no room for misunderstanding.
I see you're wearing red corduroy trousers. Does that mean you're up for some hot bum sex? And can I bring my friend Reggie to watch?
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Pants that trany hipsters wear
Bob-Hey did you see Giancarlo?
Steve- Yeah he was wearing corduroy pants, like the trany hipster he is,
Bob-what a fag
Steve -yeah I know he is still pre-op
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A man who despises anything other than corduroy pants. He has the ability to infinitely generate corduroy pants, and morph them into any recognizable man-made object. The source of all of his corduroy pants is unknown.
HE HATES SLACKS.
Guy 1: We need to hide, man. I heard John Corduroy just escaped from the Slack Slammer.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT
John Corduroy: I'm kill.
Ocean swell lines of waves described as corduroy looking. Often Originating from large storms In the Pacific Ocean Alution Islands. These “Cordury Gifts”, often are headed to California and Hawaii and described as “Stacked to the Horizon” , Visually they look like corduroy and send surfers to their favorite surfing spots
Corduroy-gifts
Stacked to the horizon
“Corduroy Gifts” stacked to the horizon send surfers to ther favorite surfing beaches .