Corker

Something that is funny.

That movie about glow in the dark flying earthworms was a corker!

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Corker

Phenomenon in which your shit 'corks' itself. When you first start taking a corker, the begining is like a regular poop, but after you've passed an inch or so, the rest squirts -- you've uncorked your bowels.

"That Panda Express gave me a huge corker last night!"

"I feel so much better, I just had to take a corker."

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Corker

A corker is a lady who masturbates with a bottle of sparking wine. Part of the thrill is the danger of the cork popping before orgasm and causing damage.

Posher ladies use champagne, the lower classes use Lambrini

Sub division:
If said lady refers to sipping a glass of rose she's corking whilst on the blob

Darling, I think we should take a bottle of red to this dinner party. That Sheila is a bit of a corker

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Corker

At a gathering/party consisting of heterosexual males, if it is suspected that a few of them are homosexual, each heterosexual man acts as the corker and plugs his anus/rectum with a cork in order to prevent the forced unwanted entrance of a penis. The process of corking usually occurs in the early morning when mot heterosexual men are falling asleep.

Mike (Heterosexual Man): C'mon John, lets corker it up and hope Tiago and Danny don't decork us.
John (Heterosexual Man): Good thinking man. Lets cork it.

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State Corker

The State Trooper who drives 2 miles per hour below the speed limit on the interstate highway, causing everyone around him to drive 5 miles per hour slower, corking up traffic for miles in his wake

"Why so late?"

"Grrr... got stuck behind a State Corker for the last 15 miles! Everyone was hitting the brakes in a panic, and I just know the bastid was laughing at us all.

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Throat Corker

1) Someone who enjoys receiving fellatio because their length allows them to give discomfort.

2) Term used to brag about one's penis size

"Hey baby, ever had your Throat Corked? I am a total Throat Corker"

corker kickback

An addition to a piece of legislation that gives a legislator financial incentive to vote YES on a bill.

A: "I thought Sen. Bob Smith was going to vote 'no' on the new tax bill."
B: "At the last minute, they added a corker kickback for him so now he's going to vote 'yes'."