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When a female with braces is giving a male a blowjob and the brace wires leave an imprint on the penis, resembling eating corn on the cob.
Dude, your mom gave me a corn on the cock last night, it hurt!
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during anal sex, the guy pulls out and sees a piece of corn on the head. This is possible because as we all know, corn doesn't digest or some shit like that.
guy/fella-Yeah dude. that's the last time im goin anal. four words: corn on the cock.
other guy/fella-shit dude, did u just lose it right there?
guy/fella-nah i just flicked it off and kept going.
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eating the pubic hair of the cock
hey girl want some corn on the cock
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you cook a nice meal for your girl, consisting of the appetizer corn bread, and a side dish of corn on the cob. for a main dish some corn beef. and for desert candy corn. but when the mood is right pop in the movie signs, and if shes a "sista" give her some caramel corn. and by the time the movies over and ur hittin her from behind, when u pull out it looks like corn on the cob
so i had your ma over for a nice meal last night and we were doin some cleveland corn on the cock by the time she was done i had more corn than she did.
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When an Irish lad fucks a girl in her bum after she has eaten a large amount of corn. Then pulling out his corn covered cock, and having her eat the corn off of your cock as if it was corn on the cob
When Emily asked me what was for dinner, I replied an Irish Corned Cock
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