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An addendum to Rule 34 - There's an app for that! (TAAFT
Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."
Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"
Guy #1: "What?"
Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"
Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.
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Corollary to Godwin's Law which states that the only people who complain about Godwin's Law being invoked are those that often make Nazi References.
Bob: America is like Nazi Germany and Bush is Like Hitler
Sally: I invoke Godwin's Law! You hereby forfeit the discussion.
Bob: Gah. Godwin's Law is just an escape for people who don't want to admit the truth!
Sally: Simpson's Corollary! Only people who make Nazi references all the time complain about being shut down by Godwin's Law.
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See The Saniel Theorem
Under the Saniel Theorem, there is a 60 percent chance that Saniel will fuck up the shot, or his presence will throw the match, but there is also a 40 Percent chance of huge success.
The Corollary to the Saniel Theorem means that the shot might actually backfire on us.
The principle that a direct correlation exists between a person's kissing ability and sexual ability. E.g., the better a kisser someone is, the better a lover he or she will be.
I knew he'd be good in bed because he's such a great kisser, the Kissing-Sex Corollary must be true!
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The best food to get in DC comes only in tin foil w/o utensils.
Using Becky's corollary, I know that Five Guys is a good thing to have in my neighborhood.
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If you are a guy belonging to a dodgeball league in one metropolitan area, you may not substitute on a team in another league in that area that you did not join at the start of the season. The minute you enter a different metro area you in effect become a dodgeball rookie, allowing you to substitute on another team.
We need to crash Boogie's party:) Thanks the the dodgeball corollary to the area code rule, the sub rule shouldn't apply if we leave the county, lol!
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The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.
*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."
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