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The limbo between one's ass and balls.
My pre-scrotal cortex itches.
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Part of the brain that stores all memories of a strict, religious childhood. The phrase "Your going straight to hell", echo's through your mind when engaging in certain activities (i.e, laughing at dirty jokes, engaging in sex acts with someone or alone, cursing, reading definitions in the Urban Dictionary, etc) The fear of hell, fire and damnation is alerted in your memory, but usually not strong enough to prevent "sinful" activities. There is no way to successfully remove the Hell-frontal Cortex. There is a theory that one can commit an act so horrific that a lightening bolt from the sky will strike. There are no survivors to verify this theory.
"Every time I get a tattoo, my Hell-Frontal Cortex tells my brain that I am going straight to hell. Then I think, fuck it, and have sex with the tattoo artist. YOLO!"
A slang term for the phenomenon of being sexually attracted to another’s intelligence, to describe the complex process occurring in the brain and body.
I stood awestruck at the back of the room, staring at her as she spoke to the sold-out auditorium, feeling her words in my loins, realizing I had gone full frontal cortex!
To be completely wasted beyond belief on some kind of toxin which may include alcohol, drugs or some other chemical.
So last night, I don't remember much, did you get boshed off your cortex? I was totally mashed off mine!
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Tylers favourite midnight snack
Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.
Cortex is Omnionyx's bottom, this word is literally another word for bottom
Cortex, don't you mean a bottom?
When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.
S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a massage to my frontal cortex