Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra

I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

costa rican churchill

basically shaved ice but with some costa rican flare to create a sugar bomb since ticos are strangely obsessed with condensed milk. and now there are like a million variations such as cakes, popsicles, ice cream, gelato, waffles, and drinks because capitalism

created in the Puntarenas province by Joaquín Agüilar Ezquivel, and because of his striking resemblance to british prime minister, Sir Winston Churchill, they gave it it's name. (lmfao??)

churchill vendors are mainly found on Puntarena beachsides like Playa Caldera.

i gave a costa rican churchill to my lactose intolerant friend and i think i killed him