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Girl: Theses jeans are to uncomfortable im gonna put on my Turtle Costume
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A Halloween costume that isn't just one thing.
Wearing a flannel shirt, an axe and workboots to be a lumberjack but also having a hunting cap on. This is a conflicted costume.
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what aussie's call swimming suits
B= Hey mate, check out that swimming costume!!
K= What's a swimming costume Aussie?
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noun: Piece of apparel someone (i.e. your mom) makes someone else (i.e. me) wear during sexual acts-- often includes furry paws.
Whit: Dude, I have this terrible rash.
Amy: From what?
Whit: The badger costume your mom made me wear last night.
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Bitch, put on the badger costume! Yes, I want the paws, too!
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It's what you wear when you are about to engage dominatrix sex.
My girl is gonna whip me good tonight because I have been naughty boy. Better find my batman costume.
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An overpriced, massive, and gaudy pickup truck that is most often never used for any actual work by it's owner.
Dave: "Yeah, I just recently bought this Ford F-450 Platinum Mega-Hyper Deluxe Freedom Cheeseburger Edition for only $79,999.99 and got a 15-inch lift kit with some sick rims."
Jim: "That's a very nice cowboy costume Dave."
A person who suits many different costumes and outfits, and looks good in all of them.
person: Are you sure that dress is for you?
Me: Yeah, I'm multi-costumed.