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a fat person; a stupid or intolerant person.
She's such a couch, she's oozing over the side of her chair.
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The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.
The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.
He said he'll be over in ten, but it'll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch.
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(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.
Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.
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In therapy; undergoing talk therapy with a mental heath professional, traditionally psychoanalysis.
Ben's been on the couch since he was 13, but he still hates his father.
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To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.
1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!
2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!
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