You Could Be Mine

What you would say to girl/or guy that you like n they like you too, but you don't want to go out with them because they like rap music n you like rock music.

with your bitch slap rappin' n your cocain tongue you get nothing done.

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you could never

Someone who "could never" is someone who will never be as good at something as another person

Dickson: Lmao, I have like 5 bitches, you could never! L Bozo!!!

Henry: Im gay dude-

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?

THE ULTAMENT STUDDER

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? no ok

I could buy you and sell you

A supercilious phrase, meant to say that the speaker is so much richer (and, by implication, cooler) than the hearer that the second person's opinions/possessions/whatever fail to matter at all.

Why, you insufferable poser, I could buy and sell you!

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I could buy you and sell you

Essentially, "I am much richer than you." A stronger form of "I could buy you." Usually a derisive phrase.

"I could buy you and sell you," said Bill Gates to his impoverished employee.

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You could say it was the greate-

The last words of Charles Calvin

RIP Charles

"We did it though. We got 'em. Pretty good plan. You could say it was the greate-"
*Sad music plays*

It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!

Could it have been? 😑 Really? Would I have had to (in any way) publicly affirm values in which I do not actually believe (i.e. Hard work, your religious presuppositions, political views, the you are not inferior to me, etc)? Because then, no, it COULDN'T hvae been me.

Retard "It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!"

Hym "Is the only thing stopping it from being me, YOU, being a bitch? Is that the only thing obstructing my path? Because if I have to do LITERALLY ANYTHING for it to have been me then, no, it couldn't have."