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Schrödinger's Coulson

Schrödinger's Coulson is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist u/SunQuest in 2018. The scenario presents a Coulson that may be simultaneously both alive and dead, a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

According to Schrödinger's Coulson, he is neither alive nor dead until the next season of Agents of SHIELD starts.

by cyclops-was-right May 20, 2018


thomas coulson

Proper gay like the rest of the rest of the coulsons and a very horny person

Hi Thomas coulson

by That guy1234567 October 23, 2013

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pull off a coulson

Originates from the Avengers movie and related fandoms.
It means a fandom ignores a character's death and pretends he's still alive until the character is resurrected in canon.

The supernatural fandom managed to pull off a coulson, and now Gabriel's alive again.

by lalalululala October 2, 2013


Max Coulson

A person who has a very large, abnormal nose. Also known as 'THE NOSE' This person ate out StepPy *see definition for StepPY* Likes Barney and is very mean. ALSO friends with Skylar Kent Harrison because he too, is a natrual born asshole. Went out with StepPy. SUPPOSEDLY does not like her. Has inside jokes...many. *quick comment* 'got a hair in mouth from eating out Steffani Dean...commoonly known amongst others as StepPy'

Max Coulson ate out a stepPy.
SMACK DAT HO MAX COULSON!!
Max Coulson, go eat out stepPy in a Barney suit.
Max Coulson?? Oh!! The Nose!!

by StepPy April 5, 2005

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Coulson

One of the coolest and funnest people around. He's one of the guys that everyone in a friend group enjoys being around, just because of how nice and funny he is around anyone. A Coulson is admired by everyone. He could eat and digest his napkin after eating a cupcake and everyone he is with would start doing the same because of how cool and influential he is. A must have for every group of friends.

Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy over there? He looked so cool, I wish I could be friends with him.
Person 2: Me too bro, he's totally a Coulson.

by dinosaurusrex.com August 19, 2022


Coulson

Severe case of Autism

You are way to coulson you crack head

by Elizabeth Semper March 13, 2018


dirty coulson

The act of smoking a vape into a females rectum and waiting for it to come back out of her nostrils

God I gave Leanne a dirty coulson last night

by December 8, 2023