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The fecal residue left on one's lips after prolonged periods of sucking one's own ass. It can also refer to the fecal residue present on one's lips after a prolonged period of orally sucking (rimming, rimjob) any ass.
Named after right-wing media prostitute Ann Coulter.
"After I was rimming her for what seemed like 20 minutes I went to the bathroom and in the mirror saw I had coulter face."
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Any action or stimuli that prevents a male from getting an erection for at least 20 minutes.
After Brian found out Mary bought a strap-on, he was totally coultered.
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noun (backformation from Ann Coulter): any blonde conservative woman who performs commentary on television, has a radio show, or sells books affirming conservative viewpoints, but who seems to lack expertise in any field or access to even rudimentary facts.
1. My mom still listens to Dr. Laura--even after I pointed out she's just a coulter pretending to be a shrink! 2. Katie Couric's ratings are down. I think it's because everyone's figured out she's really just a coulter. 3. How could James Carville be married to that coulter?!
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To apply your moose knuckle to a man's nose while he is either resting or passed out drunk. This will be followed by photographic evidence and mass amounts of belittling about how gay the person who was Coultered is. More affect can be gained if this is done in only a pair of tighty whities.
Tech 1: "Dude, I was so drunk last night and have the constant stench of balls on my face."
Tech 2: "Dude, you totally got Coultered"
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"To coulter" (verb; also nascent social virus):
To vomit up (like a bulimic feline who has swallowed too many hairballs) a bile of baseless, fact-free political rhetoric and hate at everything left of Atilla the Hun or the Grand Inquistor (especially evil Liberals and godless Secularists) for the purpose of inflaming the venom and unbridled vitriol of Joe Six Packs, Jane Rednecks, George Survivalists and John Unilateralists.
Often accompanied by a sudden loss of gray matter, a corresponding emotional anorexia and a tendency to contradict reality.
Sometimes thought to be a variation of "Maggie Thatherism" with legs, though absent a heart.
May orginate in reptile world; destination unknown.
Pressed for the truth, she decided to coulter and to attack the speaker with a litany of lies, exaggerations and half-truths.
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To choose not to do something you were supposed to do, because of some lame excuse.
Pertaining to Conservative pundit Anne Coulter's visit to the University of Ottawa in March of 2010, in which she cancelled her scheduled appearance after a few hundred people showed up to denounce her. She claimed they stifled her free speech, though the facts show that she and the organizers made the decision to cancel the event.
"Did your brother go visit your mom like he said?"
"No. He totally coultered it."
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Any action or stimuli that prevents a male from getting an erection for at least 20 minutes.
After Brian found out Mary bought a strap-on, he was totally coultered.
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