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•To be of significance
• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.
Your opinion does not count...
The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.
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After an insult is made, make motion with hands similar to a basketball free throw and proceed to yell "count it" showing your superiority to whoever you just tooled on.
YOUR MOM!!!!! COUNT IT (free throw motion)
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someone that is insignificant.
a person who chooses apathy.
a person who stands for nothing.
a couch potato.
That old geezer saw that car hit hit me but he will not be a witness. He's just another no-count.
My bro won't get off the couch. He's turned into a absolute no-count
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A instigator of drama, conflict, and anything that is pure in gamming today, also a coward who is to afraid to fight on equal terms with anyone and makes excuses for everyone, plz ban, block, and remove all contact hes involved in, including all game servers.
hey look its the count x'D!!!! what a loser
The number of people you have slept with
He fucked her just to get his count up.
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expresses excitement, triumph, satisfaction or agreeance
can be used with sarcastic undertones
1. Sarah- yo i can't believe they're smoking us up for free again!
Rachel- yeah i fucking know!COUNT THAT SHIT BITCHES!!!
2. Allyson- Who is winning the game?
Vanessa- Who the fuck cares? we always loose homecoming. our football team fucking SUCKS
Allyson- AHAHA. TRUE THAT TRUE THAT- COUNT IT.
3. (sarcastic)
Mary-HOMYGOD MY MOMS MAKING FISH FOR DINNER
Jane- counnntttt ittttt
Mary- yo stfu she makes nice fish.
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One two three four, I will screw you on the floor
Five six seven eight, don't worry I will ejaculate
Nine ten eleven twelve, we can do it on the shelves
Thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen, don't worry there will be a mess to clean
Seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty, if you want some more there's plenty
Twenty one twenty two twenty three twenty four, I can walk you to your door,maybe we can do some more
Twenty five twenty six twenty seven twenty eight, you'll be moaning this is great
Twenty nine thirty, thirty one thirty two, this is the story of how I'll fuck you.
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